Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 18, 2012

The frozen raw biscuits will make it back home.

Last time I checked, Ralph was an adult. Hey Honeybunch, It is almost three months until Christmas. Shouldn’t you be addressing cards and getting decorations out?

I always threaten to put my husband on a leash, I can never find him in those types of stores. Wal Mart is easy, wheres the electronics??

Let Ralph go around and try the free samples. Then he’ll be out of your hair while you shop!

I think talking on cell phones in stores is going too far…I actually saw 3 kids in wal mart the other day playing " marco polo " on cell phones……..now…how does that work ????

My BF likes the bulk stores, while I prefer my Sprouts. I shopped with him at his and there are no Sprouts in the Chicago area (Whole Foods is a pricier version of it) so if I move back I will have one right next to my apt bldg. I will only move back as long as he wants to stay there because I love my house here and our Phoenix weather ;-D

I hate this woman. Ralph needs to punch her square in the mouth, and go home. She drags him along, then b-itches the whole time. He’s grown! Let him go where he pleases!