Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 30, 2012

I’ll bet it’s just another telemarketer. They never answer when you pick up the phone. yak yak yak. oh, sorry. moo. ;~)

The only situation ever to call for less cowbell!

Holding a telephone without opposable thumbs?? Must be some velcro at work here somewhere……………….

This is very funny! My son-in-law, a hunter, has a ringtone that sounds like an elk in heat. Most annoying!

Yep, an udder failure, this one. Must be a bellphone, one of the models with feed dial. Think I’ll hoof it to the local store, get me one, leather or not i really need one. Well, tan my hide, those things cost a lot of oats.

I have a beef about all these bad cow jokes.