Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for September 20, 2012

We apparently have a slow horse or two in our neighborhood.

And the ever decreasing funding of public education.

We have one of those signs on our street. We’re thinking of calling the city to have it removed. All of the kids in our neighborhood seem to be fairly brilliant. Not a slow one in the bunch.

I need one thats says slow adult .

they need a comma, I guess

I hate fat jokes

Not really Gabby.

At least your children have shoulders! I’ve seen the sign that says “Slow children on road with no shoulders”!

Obviously not a sign seen in Lake Woebegone.

Do these two kids have ANY other friends?

We also have a “slow turtle crossing”. I’ve never seen a fast turtle crossing or doing anything else for that matter.