Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for August 23, 2012

Something wrong here — she told him to get stuffed!

This might catch on.

I guess she caught his attention.

Or is he just hooked on her?

How did he snag such a beauty?

She needs a good dental hygenist – she appears to have a terminal case of plaque.

He nailed it!

Help……………….I can’t see any faces today!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can I borrow his glasses?

The Donald should consider this kind of trophy wife next time. And you know there’ll be a next time.

I can’t believe she stood still for it!

I’ve known a lot of trophy wives who were always bored.

Now I’m thinking of the female version of those annoying singing fish toys!

They’re all rainbow trouts. Those a real trophies. I was 6 months pregnant and caught my first fish at a pay lake. It was a 12 inch rainbow trout.