Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 23, 2012
Transcript:
Satchel: Bucky, do you ever wonder where we come from? Bucky: Pffff. Whatever, you're all here now, bugging me. Satchel: No, I mean everything. Where did it all come from? Bucky: To answer a question with a question: who cares? Satchel: Huh? Bucky: If a monkey spits on a pizza, will a belgian still eat it? Just as relevant a question. Satchel: But who needs to know that? Bucky: That's my point. They're all them rhetorical questions. Satchel: What's a rhetorical question? Bucky: Ask yourself this: how many roads must a man walk down before a tree in the woods falls on him? Satchel: Ok, so "rhetorical" means "five"? Bucky: Do bears in the vatican?
ellisaana Premium Member about 12 years ago
Great song – “The Ants Are Blowing in the Wind”
Varnes about 12 years ago
No, Satchel, rhetorical doesn’t mean five…..It means…wait for it…wait for it….42! Thank you, thank you I’ll be here all week. Don’t try the veal….Seriously, back away from the veal….OK, don’t say I didn’t warn you, loser…
Varnes about 12 years ago
If a Belgian spits on a pizza, will a monkey still eat it?
benbenson about 12 years ago
…so if a tree falls on you while singing a folk song what sound do you make?
orinoco womble about 12 years ago
Where I live, the “you’re being irrelevant” question is “What does bacon have to do with velocity?”
unnormal about 12 years ago
Hey, Dudes … watchew been smokin . . . Darby? . . . or doobies?
Yer makin my gut hurt from laffin!
unnormal about 12 years ago
Frame Four. . . a prize-winner for sure!
falstaff2 about 12 years ago
If Bucky married Jane Fonda, would he be Cat Ballou? If he went to live at Tennessee Williams’ home, would he be Cat on a Hot Tin Roof? If he married Satch, would they eat Meow Mix? If I wrote another “if”, would I be being “iffy”? The moral of the strip is —don’t eat pizza unless you spit on it yourself!
kathyabk about 12 years ago
ROTFL, this couldn’t me any funnier!!!
Dave459 about 12 years ago
If a tree falls on a mime, does anyone care?
T_Lexi about 12 years ago
: D Darby ☆☆☆☆☆
Islecliff1 about 12 years ago
I would have the same expression on my face as Sachel does in frame 4 if I got asked the same question.
Thehag about 12 years ago
All good questions and answers! Really great comments. So…metaphysical. Just love this.
hometownk Premium Member about 12 years ago
Classic Bucky and Satch gbrings out the best in everyone. Great stuff, especially in the comments section. lol
semwc12 about 12 years ago
Comments are great – did everyone here drink the same Kool-Aid last night or something?
Kathe about 12 years ago
I’m glad my cat doesn’t speak English…I’d go batty!No wonder Rob’s hair is so messy…living with Bucky and Satch certainly causes him to try to pull out his hair.
jenifer flower about 12 years ago
i am laughing too hard to comment (i just hope my cat doesn’t read Bucky- my cat is hopeless enough- a Bucky-in-training i think!!!)
DM fan about 12 years ago
As if Satchel knows what rhetorical is.
alviebird about 12 years ago
I was trying to watch that movie on YouTube just last night, when I hit my data limit.
Hunter7 about 12 years ago
If the pizza is wrapped in bacon, if a tree falls on it – will it bounce? Will a Beligan dance for the bear if it means he gets bacon? Will the Bear chase the man down all five roads if it means he will get bacon wrapped salmon in the end? .Is Bacon the question to the answer of 42? Do the math…. I think it is.
K M about 12 years ago
The last panel reminds me of a “Frazz” from earlier in the week (Monday, I think; or possibly Tuesday).
phfffft about 12 years ago
Are you Catholic? Does Rob know you’re a redneck?
chris_weaver about 12 years ago
If a bear speaks in the middle of the forest, and there is nobody around to hear him, is he still the Pope?
RothX about 9 years ago
There was a very similar strip to this before, except Satchel was trying to explain what a rhetorical question was to Bucky. So much for continuity.