Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for August 30, 2012

Seein’ the wrong guy.

You may consider a divorce lawyer instead.

Sounds like your wife put a price on your head,but had to borrow the money to pay the hitman.

He needs to get one of Jim Croce’s bottles to save up some time.Face in the cloud.

hmmm I think in that case, you’ll want to talk to your pastor, Imam, or similar.

And the trees in the landscape look like numbers.

get rid of your gut, that will likely buy you more time, and be a real money saver

If you can’t pay cash for it, you don’t need it…

It’s plain as the nose on your face, Shika. it’s on the lowest end of the slope