Red and Rover by Brian Basset for September 13, 2012
September 12, 2012
September 14, 2012
Transcript:
Martin! It's my turn to use the bathroom! Use the guest bathroom downstairs!! Mom stunk it up!! Red! Watch what you say! Well, she did. She put a bowl of potpourri out on the counter.
This reminds me of a terrible joke; an Avon lady is working an apt building when she has a terrible pain; she makes it to the elevator before delivering a truly awesome one. Reaching in her sample case she grabs a can of pine scent and sprays it liberally. On the next floor a drunk gets on, takes several sniffs and looks around saying, " smells like somebody s**t a christmas tree".
comicgos about 12 years ago
Wahahahahaha… had me going for a minute there!
Catfeet Premium Member about 12 years ago
That smelly poopery stuff can really clear out a room!
KA7DRE Premium Member about 12 years ago
Does about the same as a can of Glade air freshener.
rpmurray about 12 years ago
So light a match.
Rickapolis about 12 years ago
Fooled me.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 12 years ago
I’m choking here, Brian! Thanks a lot! :-D
Boise Ed Premium Member about 12 years ago
Rover fans should see http://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/rhymeswithorange/s-1200074
cbrsarah about 12 years ago
I’ve put potpourri out but it doesn’t last very long.
boldyuma about 12 years ago
Yep..My dear departed Daddy used to come out of the
bathroom and say…"Don’t nobody go in there for about 30-35
minutes."..(we didn’t) /;-}
stanwal about 12 years ago
This reminds me of a terrible joke; an Avon lady is working an apt building when she has a terrible pain; she makes it to the elevator before delivering a truly awesome one. Reaching in her sample case she grabs a can of pine scent and sprays it liberally. On the next floor a drunk gets on, takes several sniffs and looks around saying, " smells like somebody s**t a christmas tree".
lin4869 about 12 years ago
Well, when I heard it, the Avon lady was elaborating on the fact it was their new fragrance and did the drunk like it. Same reply. :-)