Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 20, 2012
September 19, 2012
September 21, 2012
Transcript:
Rip: Cobra, it's a long story - but I'm alive! Cobra: Rip - I-I can't believe it. Vile: You there! Unhand my trophy fiance or I'll have you put in jail for kidnappin'! - Rip: This lady was my wife, before I died! Vile: Well, this is my town, Lazarus McLoser! And you're violating the "no heroic returns" act of 2010. I wrote it myself! Rip: Mental note: start wearing a helmet!
Big D about 12 years ago
Rip got sapped!!!
mogera about 12 years ago
Chris Christie?
Chithing Premium Member about 12 years ago
Nice gams, Cobra! Her “affianced” looks like a Richie Rich reject.
Linda Solomon about 12 years ago
love the knive in her garter! and No Heroic Returns my McHaywire you bounder you! Rip, prove to him and his that you are No McLoser! (no wonder there is no Olive Garden with unlimited salad and breadsticks in that town!)HugPounceszz for the Haywires Hooligans!!!
Lyons Group, Inc. about 12 years ago
Why wear a helmet, Rip? Aren’t your head hard enough?!
ready.here about 12 years ago
Love the first cell. Cobra is something else. The town needs to bring back Olive Garden.
Kip W about 12 years ago
Ka-SAP!
Simon Seamount about 12 years ago
Male – Fiance Female – Fiancee
rocketscientist about 12 years ago
(from “The Searchers”)
Charlie McCorry: [to Martin as he embraces Laurie just before Charlie and Laurie’s wedding] I’ll thank you to unhand my fi-an-cy.
De_Faulto about 12 years ago
Man, I love the knife, and the act!
TheDOCTOR about 12 years ago
Lucky stilleto on Cobras’ Thigh. Rip wake up, punch out ‘Fred Flintstone’ there, grab your Wife and go.
Dragoncat about 12 years ago
Love the stiletto! I trust she’s been saving it for a special occasion (the so-called wedding night)?
Hectoruno about 12 years ago
I don’t know where Rip’s left hand is in the first panel but I want to go there.
DorianKTB about 12 years ago
Never bring a sap to a knife fight! :-)
Tyrnn about 12 years ago
I think I just lost interest in the ‘Adjective McAdjective’ insult/nickname joke, it’s officially overused now in my book.