Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 20, 2012

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Rip: Cobra, it's a long story - but I'm alive! Cobra: Rip - I-I can't believe it. Vile: You there! Unhand my trophy fiance or I'll have you put in jail for kidnappin'! - Rip: This lady was my wife, before I died! Vile: Well, this is my town, Lazarus McLoser! And you're violating the "no heroic returns" act of 2010. I wrote it myself! Rip: Mental note: start wearing a helmet!