The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 02, 2012
December 01, 2012
December 03, 2012
Transcript:
Miss Overdunne: Nnnnh!! The printer cartridge...it's out of ink! Call the fire department! The General: Then the Russkies attacked from here. Evelyn: Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! Ludmilla! You say..."Who's there?" Ludmilla: In Russia we do not answer knock at door. Dearest Komrade parents, I am very much liking new job at Elderpark. Is place to live for old people. My capitalist-oppressor boss is nice person, but I am thinking job is too much for her. Favorite old person is the General, former ally of Soviet Union, now defunct. Residents are even teaching me to make American joke.
Herb Thiel Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Good old Cold War joke, but shouldn’t p3 read “…former enemy…?”
awcoffman almost 12 years ago
He’s talking about WWII. We were “allies” then.
Rush Strong Premium Member almost 12 years ago
In Russia, door knocks on you!
K M almost 12 years ago
I liked the Yakov Smirnoff gag in an old gasoline commercial where the pitch line was “your car knows.” As he pulls away from the pump, he looks back out the window at the camera and says, “In Russia cars also know. But they can’t say!” He then pulls off with his trademark donkey laugh.
redbaronss almost 12 years ago
Oh, man! Then how will she ever learn to say “Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana?’”