The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 20, 2013
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Transcript:
Woman: Sabrina's Sity-Plus escort service. May I help you? Boy: Hi... I have a question. Do you provide grandmothers? Woman: Oh, yes... that's one of our specialties. What's the occasion? Boy: I'm gonna be 10 years old next week and I'd like a grandma for my party... Woman: But, what happened to your grandma? Boy: She's power-trekking in Nepal for the "Save the Himalayas" Foundation. Woman: Oh, you poor child... Inside Apt. B-22 at Elderpark.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Hey! Ya think I’m in the kitchen baking cookies! I don’t even know HOW to bake cookies! And I’ve got 6 grandkids. Sorry kiddies!
Pharmakeus Ubik almost 11 years ago
Hopefully your counterpart(s) from the other side(s) can fill in the gaps.
lindonc almost 11 years ago
This is what happens when tree hugers have kids who have kids.
pschearer Premium Member almost 11 years ago
They just don’t build grandmas like they used to.
patlaborvi almost 11 years ago
Actually that could be what his parents told him when grandma died so he wouldn’t miss her. By the way, I’m a guy, never married so no grandkids, but I cook and bake all the time. Ever consider using a tub of prepared dough? all you have to do is put it on the baking sheet, then in the oven, and you’re all set.