The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 25, 2014
Transcript:
Professor: Dusty... are you still investing in oil? Dusty: Yessir!! Goin' to buy me a third barrel real soon! Professor: You should invest in the new biofuels... like ethanol made from "switchgrass". Dusty: Switchgrass? Nope! I'm against it! Professor: But... why? Dusty: Why? What if it becomes popular? We'll all be sitting in long lines at the grass station!!
magicwalnut about 10 years ago
SNERK!
Nortley about 10 years ago
Like in Washington?
louieglutz about 10 years ago
do you suppose that the empty shelves are some sort of plot to drive the price up?
JP Steve Premium Member about 10 years ago
I always thought it was brilliant how the government got farmers to turn their corn into alcohol that they could sell for pennies a gallon. What was that other stuff they used to make out of corn? Oh yeah! “Bourbon.”