The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 25, 2014
August 24, 2014
August 26, 2014
Transcript:
Professor: Dusty... are you still investing in oil? Dusty: Yessir!! Goin' to buy me a third barrel real soon! Professor: You should invest in the new biofuels... like ethanol made from "switchgrass". Dusty: Switchgrass? Nope! I'm against it! Professor: But... why? Dusty: Why? What if it becomes popular? We'll all be sitting in long lines at the grass station!!
I always thought it was brilliant how the government got farmers to turn their corn into alcohol that they could sell for pennies a gallon. What was that other stuff they used to make out of corn? Oh yeah! “Bourbon.”