The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 15, 2016
Transcript:
Professor: Dusty, you have to pay your taxes. Boone: You could go to jail. dusty: I haven't for 36 years, gentlemen... if the IRS was going to put me in jail, they would've done it by now. Professor: Shouldn't this be when Miss Overdunne enters with a man from the IRS? Boone: That would've been my prediction. Dusty: Aw, man... Ah just glued mah hand ta mah shirt!
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Worse than all of that, he’s put the crow’s nest on the mizzen mast!!!!
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 9 years ago
The IRS guy came by. Ms. O explained what it’s like to have Dusty in your custody, and he left.
Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I tell my patients to keep the sales agreement for hearing aids as it qualifies as a medical expense for tax purposes. Many of the seniors tell me they no longer have to file as their income is too low.
patlaborvi almost 9 years ago
I’m on disability due to arthritus and related problems and my income is so low that I don’t have to pay any federal tax, as far as the state tax is concerned they owe me money because I get a refund from the taxes I pay with my rent.