Close to Home by John McPherson for September 16, 2012

But Still . . . . The’re going to need a bigger boat.

Good thing they’re wearing their caps…

Nurse sharks on lunch break.

Sharks with fricking nurse caps on there heads. What ever happened to the lasers?

Do nurse sharks draw blood?

Cough, please.

Must be the Red Cross nurse sharks……

Dan was very happy with their care and attention – and then one of them came by to draw blood.

Huh, how about that! The nurse shark (Ginglymostoma cirratum) is a large, sluggish, bottom-dwelling shark that is generally harmless unless provoked.

Thank goodness there is no such thing as lawyer sharks or else they would attack tou and convince you to sue someone…although Lawyers have been called sharks.

What about Loan Sharks?

If it is, then they won’t attack. Professional courtesy, y’know.

Wishful thinking.