Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 14, 2012
September 13, 2012
September 20, 2012
Transcript:
"santa claus politics" or "tax cuts for tots" santa: and i'm going to give you a brand new dolly! girl: gosh, thanks! you're so nice to give out toys, and get nothing for yourself! ho, ho, ho! santa: oh, me and my one-percent friends will get even bigger toys - horsies, yachts... girl: why do you get the good stuff? santa: we deserve it, little girl! we're big! girl: i thought things were tight up at the north pole. how will we afford all this? santa: oh, technical stuff. closing loopholes and such. girl: what does that mean, exactly? what loopholes? santa: don't worry your pretty little head about that. next! girl: wait! what loopholes?! santa: we think it's best to... girl: are you taking my other dollies? santa: ho, ho, ho! er... elf helper! girl: are you going to come to my room and take all my dollies and my dollhouse??!! elf: come on, little girl. it's impolite to ask so many questions. santa: we didn't even know about the dollhouse. make a note. next in "santa claus politics" - boy: wait, how can you require insurance companies to cover people with pre-existing conditions without an insurance mandate? it makes no sense! santa: elf helper! oop: coming!
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Linguist over 12 years ago
Ah, Santa and the Inconvenient Truths !
Randy B Premium Member over 12 years ago
It’s rude to ask how the sausage will be made.Especially if there will be chunks of you in it.
3hourtour Premium Member over 12 years ago
..stop trying to trick people with your evil Godless facts…
Kvasir42 Premium Member over 12 years ago
Kids say the darndest things.
Hookbrah over 12 years ago
Bad santa
Grover Premium Member over 12 years ago
This is so true. Mitt Romney wants to talk away your dollies.
pam Miner over 12 years ago
Like he walked away from that man in a wheelchair becuse he didn’t want to answer his question. The onlookers noticed and one yelled "why did you NOT answer that mans question? Then being ignored he yelled “You are just gonna walk away from a man in a wheelchair!”
Linguist over 12 years ago
Don’t look behind the curtain, Dorothy !
braindead Premium Member over 12 years ago
This cartoon lies. Willard would never be around ordinary (not rich) people for any length of time. -Can you imagine ANYONE giving him a hug?
jpozenel over 12 years ago
Whatever you do kids, don’t ask for a dog!