Cornered by Mike Baldwin for August 22, 2020

Quite a “breeze” to wear.

I tried one of those. I was blown away.

“Who did the display?” “Everyone knows its windy.”

Where can I get one of those?

I prefer the solar power suits. Especially in the winter. They keep you warm.

I guess they sell a LOT of those in Washington D.C.!

Ba dum tssh!

Do they vibrate and hum?

Oh, they’ll give you cancer.

The rack looks like a turbine.

I don’t think I want to see the coal-power suits, though oil (especially crude oil) might be even worse.

I don’t think the wind is external.

The rack should also be spinning around.

Best suited for those with gastric issues.

Anyone else read the word “menswear” as “men swear”? After all, it should actually be “men’s wear”, since there is no such word as “mens”. Some compound words should remain separate!

Why is there a whole department for men to go swear? Is it because they hate trying on clothes?