According to one eye-witness account, Santa’s “clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot” and “[t]he stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth, [a]nd the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.” So, yeah, he doesn’t come home smelling like a rose.
Is Mrs. Claus totally clueless about how her hubby spends Christmas Eve?
SHAKEDOWNVILLE almost 4 years ago
Small panel: “Stroked”. Large panel: “Stoked”.
eromlig almost 4 years ago
But it’s his smoking jacket.
PICTO almost 4 years ago
From the fresh melt under her boots it looks like Mrs. Claus just beat him in the door…
whahoppened almost 4 years ago
Live with it, Mama, it happens EVERY year!
Skeptical Meg almost 4 years ago
I apologise in advance. I’m going to use the first panel.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Maybe I’ll start with finger exercises and slowly move down.//// YA THINK?
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I love the Mrs. Clause line……..funny, funny!
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
Twenty reps of thinking about joining a gym, followed by fifteen reps of thinking about standing up.
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
“Is that lipstick on your collar?”
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
Santa does double duty, a present deliverer and chimney sweep.
StephenRice almost 4 years ago
Panel 2: “It’s second-hand smoke.”
tinstar almost 4 years ago
From panel 2, he isn’t smoking, again… it’s just a side-effect of the flue.
paullp Premium Member almost 4 years ago
According to one eye-witness account, Santa’s “clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot” and “[t]he stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth, [a]nd the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.” So, yeah, he doesn’t come home smelling like a rose.
Is Mrs. Claus totally clueless about how her hubby spends Christmas Eve?