April 13, 2018
April 17, 2018
Saved a lot of money on this “fake” funeral.
A sneeze that could “wake” the dead.
Somebody “blew it” when she was pronounced dead.
Well, it is a “wake” after all.
Oh, no; she’s “woke”, and now she’s gonna vote!
Gesundheit means your health!
This also happened on a McMillan and Wife with Claude Akins…..
Saw a tombstone in Canada thar said:
“Put a lid on it!” We need to keep this our little secret dear. No lay back down and be quiet.
What would you like to hear people say about you at your funeral? “Look, he’s moving!”
Couldn’t get her elbow up…….
What is the BBB rating on that mortuary business? I want my dead folks to stay dead…
That changes everything.
Bless you.
She wasn’t able to afford a hotel room. But a coffin was cheap—and nothing to sneeze at.
She’s faking her death to get back at her cheating husband….but before she planned this wake, she drained all accounts and sold the house……
Sorry, I think I’m allergic to whatever this is made out of. Do you have a different manufacturer line that I could test? And this time can we put the lid down so I get a better feel for what it will be like?
(Cue Monty Python):“I’m not dead yet!”
the funeral home needs to hire better people…
Lilies always make me sneeze, too…
First it was the coffin, then came the sneezin’.
“By the way, are you sure you belong here?”
“Close de box.”
Stethoscope STAT!
Will you keep in down, you’ll raise the dead.
She looks at peace. Ack-CHOO-ally…
Is she allergic to death or satin?
Carl and Nancy’s epic prank was foiled by seasonal allergies.
Good thing it was just allergies. It would be a lot harder with bronchitis. Then she’d need something to stop this awful coffin!
If that was Charmin instead of Kleenex, we could tell her to enjoy the go.
hope she doesn’t catch her death…
I think she’s been dying to get out of there.
SHAKEDOWNCITY 12 days ago
Saved a lot of money on this “fake” funeral.
Imagine 12 days ago
A sneeze that could “wake” the dead.
rekam Premium Member 12 days ago
Somebody “blew it” when she was pronounced dead.
Imagine 12 days ago
Well, it is a “wake” after all.
gammaguy 12 days ago
Oh, no; she’s “woke”, and now she’s gonna vote!
Cpeckbourlioux 12 days ago
Gesundheit means your health!
TampaFanatic1 12 days ago
This also happened on a McMillan and Wife with Claude Akins…..
purepaul Premium Member 12 days ago
Saw a tombstone in Canada thar said:
“ I told you I didn’t feel well”.Egrayjames 12 days ago
“Put a lid on it!” We need to keep this our little secret dear. No lay back down and be quiet.
[Traveler] Premium Member 12 days ago
What would you like to hear people say about you at your funeral? “Look, he’s moving!”
rockyridge1977 12 days ago
Couldn’t get her elbow up…….
Slowly, he turned... 12 days ago
What is the BBB rating on that mortuary business? I want my dead folks to stay dead…
Huckleberry Hiroshima 12 days ago
That changes everything.
ladykat 12 days ago
Bless you.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 12 days ago
She wasn’t able to afford a hotel room. But a coffin was cheap—and nothing to sneeze at.
Zebrastripes 12 days ago
She’s faking her death to get back at her cheating husband….but before she planned this wake, she drained all accounts and sold the house……
Saddenedby Premium Member 12 days ago
Sorry, I think I’m allergic to whatever this is made out of. Do you have a different manufacturer line that I could test? And this time can we put the lid down so I get a better feel for what it will be like?
dsatvoinde Premium Member 12 days ago
(Cue Monty Python):“I’m not dead yet!”
pat sandy creator 12 days ago
the funeral home needs to hire better people…
Jody H. Premium Member 12 days ago
Lilies always make me sneeze, too…
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 days ago
First it was the coffin, then came the sneezin’.
prrdh 12 days ago
“By the way, are you sure you belong here?”
mfrasca 12 days ago
“Close de box.”
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 12 days ago
Stethoscope STAT!
cuzinron47 12 days ago
Will you keep in down, you’ll raise the dead.
davewhamond creator 12 days ago
She looks at peace. Ack-CHOO-ally…
Buoy 12 days ago
Is she allergic to death or satin?
Carl and Nancy’s epic prank was foiled by seasonal allergies.
DagNabIt! 12 days ago
Good thing it was just allergies. It would be a lot harder with bronchitis. Then she’d need something to stop this awful coffin!
cactusbob333 12 days ago
If that was Charmin instead of Kleenex, we could tell her to enjoy the go.
gopher gofer 12 days ago
hope she doesn’t catch her death…
tinstar 12 days ago
I think she’s been dying to get out of there.