Cornered by Mike Baldwin for September 11, 2024

This attendant is a “faux” {foe} healer.

Maybe they need the bed!!!

And when that gets boring, please buy our “I pushed you off a cliff” virtual experience.

It’s amazing how quickly people are suddenly healed after that prank. Clears out the beds very quickly. While leaving the morgue empty. With some exceptions, of course.

Cue up Johnny Cash “I saw the Light”.

Now this is brutal,……….lol

I’ve got to have that!

He is bound to also hear music when he sees light at the end of the tunnel.

comes with a bonus joy buzzer…

lmao

This gave me a good laugh…..it’s exactly the type of thing my brother would do to me. He has a twisted mind……much like Mr. Baldwins.

Modern day Virgil?

CPAP on steroids!!!!

Not funny at all.

That’s gotta be a Mainway product! Like Bag of Broken Glass and Teddy Chainsaw Bear!

Good one, Mike. I ran a Cheerio through my nose.

Bad form for today.

Funny, funny, funny

He’s been funneled…

He’s about to be “in tube”ated.

A true friend.

I died 4 times on an ER operating table in 1975. There is no tunnel, there are no lights, there are no departed loved ones waving you on or urging you back.

There is nothing.

Anyone who claims otherwise is making stuff up to dramatize the experience and/or justify their superstition.

That will be a hoot – they should get the doctor to say something funny like “Time of death is 3:35 pm.”

That’s just cruel!

It’s all fun and games until the fake death causes real death.

Now that is funny!

very clever!

no extra charge!

That kit needs some AC/DC’s Highway to Hell soundtrack to add some confusion to the joke…

I wonder if moths have a near death experience every time they circle a bright light.

to pull a trick like that, he’s gotta be a real dim bulb…

Great idea!

LOL this is horrible!