Cornered by Mike Baldwin for September 17, 2024

Under extreme “pressure” to act out.

I heard of a terrorist who burnt his lips trying to blow up a bus.

He has an inflated opinion of his importance.

Stand back. You don’t want to get covered in that stuff when he blows.

Smart! They don’t realize that’s an old “escape” trick! He’ll pump himself full of air, then open his mouth and fly off… like letting go of a balloon!

Last week, on a ship, he blew himself down.

pump it up…

That’s not exactly the kind of blow-up job I would expect to see in an alley.

When someone yells “I’ve got a pump!”

Run!

That bottle of disposed mustard may help!

Then again… it all depends on where he’s got it strung to.,

A tyresome situation indeeds.

I believe the ole boy has had “one” too many!!!!

QUICK! Give the man a pressure gauge!

Reminds me of the cartoon about a terrorist training camp. The trainer had explosive strapped all over him, saying to his students “Now pay attention, I’ll show you this only the once”

“Look out! The guy’s an IUD!”

Inflation is totally out of control!

COP: Go ahead. Blow yourself up. I’ll just be over here laughing.

At first, he was really pumped up but after it was over, he felt a bit deflated.

It’s good thing the bomb squad brought a splash guard.

No leverage. He needs a “stirrup pump”.

The crisis team was worried until they realized he was just a windbag, full of hot air.

We would use the pump to dust in the corners of the garage, and to annoy the ants in the ant hills.

PSI suicide is never pretty.

He never gave up on his dream to be a Macy’s Day Parade balloon.

Inflation is just rampant these days!