Cornered by Mike Baldwin for October 07, 2024

He needs the services of an “organ grinder”.

My enlarged procrastinate is getting so big that…hmm. I’ll think of a punchline later. Maybe. If I get around to it.

I could live with one of those. It might actually be the case that I already do.

I’ll have to remember this punchline!!!!

Just doing a bit more later, and again later…

If it enlarges too much you’ll perendinate.

I was tryin’ to think of sump’n funny to say…

Nah, maybe tomorrow.

deadlines aggravate the condition…

I use to have a large procrastinate, but then I got married. Getting divorced soon, so I should be back to normal in no time.

Low energy syndrome……….with lack of motivation!!!!!!

I’ve often had an overactive procrastinate.

An enlarged procrastinate is very dangerous to your future employment.

Well, that’s a ballsy statement to make to the boss!

“He told me to take two of these and call me when you get around to it.”

And ironically, it’s the one thing that will get him fired up.

I really should go back and see him for a follow-up. :)

You should take some time to procrastinate finding a new job.

An enlarged procrastinate makes you have to go all the time… because you never finish anythi