Cornered by Mike Baldwin for October 23, 2024

Nice of her to keep him “deformed”.

He was just a lump at birth!!!

And that postcard was delivered with lightning speed—via Pony Express.

If I’m not back by the end of the week start without me.

The postcard was doctored…

Postwhat?

Wait! That’s what the postcard he got in the waiting room said! What’re they tryin’ ta pull, here!?

Not tell me she sent card from Notre Dame.

Before he came, did she send him a pre-card?

Sorry for the wait, she sent it by snail mail

Really senior nurse. She’s wearing the little cap from her nursing school. Nice touch.

waiting game…

should do a virtual appointment

……..the ole boy will freeze to death purty soon!!!!

when, next week or so… :L

Oh. Good…

Sadly that is the state of medicine in America. Patients are not allotted the time they need to see the doctor for their health issue, rather they are allotted 15 minutes and the total visit takes 17-24 minutes. In America they use the Henry Ford production line to see their patients.

Keep movin, movin, movin,

Though the waiting room is swollen

Keep them patients movin’

Rawhide

Through cold, flu or ache tummy

Hell-bent for money

Wishing my nurse was by my side

All the things I’m missin’, check vitals, then dismiss em’

Hoping none of my patients died

Move ’em in, head ’em up, head ’em up, move ’em in

Move ’em on, head ’em up, rawhide

Cut ’em out, ride ’em in, ride ’em in, cut ’em out

Cut ’em out, ride ’em in rawhide

Keep movin’, movin’, movin’

Though they’re disapproving

Keep them patients movin’

Rawhide

Don’t try to understand ’em

Just two aspirin you command ’em

Soon we’ll be livin’ high and wide

My brains been calculating, money I’ll be making

Be making it quickly far and wide

Move ’em on, head ’em up, head ’em up, move ’em on

Move ’em on, hhead ’em up, rawhide

Cut ’em out, ride ’em in, ride ’em in, cut ’em out

Cut ’em out, ride ’em in rawhide

so he’s been there awhile!… (in our town, the PO changed delivery so that even if you send a letter or bill across town, it first has to go 2 hours north to another PO, then back to our town… and we live in the capital to boot! Lol!)

“ The wait is killing me.”

“ Yes, the weight IS killing you.”

Wish you were here….

Doctor always time it so you get really bored during the wait and then they walk in right when you start playing around with the blood pressure equipment.

Right with you the way Doctors are normally right with you.

“Huh, postmarked 2021.”