Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for October 18, 2013
Transcript:
"I wonder who I should get to direct 'Tornado Sharks.'" SIGNS Armageddon "M. Night Shyamalan will be able to give 'Tornado Sharks' the subtle treatment and layered texture that a story like this deserves." "But 'Tornado Sharks' might require the adrenaline shots of bombastic thrillery that only a Michael Bay can deliver." "I always pictured 'Tornado Sharks' as a Merchant Ivory production." "Now you're making fun."