Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for March 13, 2014
Transcript:
"Why are you dressed like the Monopoly guy?" "One of the hardest things to do in life is raise your class status. If I am ever going to be a member of the upper class, I want to blend in completely." "And you think every rich person wears a top hat and monocle." "Most definitely." "Still, you'd think with all of their money they could afford both lenses." "You'd think."
You could get a job with Planters.