Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for May 18, 2021

Oddly enough Kevin’s theory actually does make sense.

Of course you’ll see the sun, Kevin. They’re not going to ground you in the basement, are they?

Kevin grew up to work on Wall St.

And, later, be prosecuted for securities fraud.

I know what he means

Consequences, consequences. . .the thing that REALLY kills me about permanent tattoos, though, is: they often look really kewl on young men and women, but they look . . .not so kewl on old men and women. . .just sayin’

But Kevin, didnt the cool points spike as well? Or did they turn into goof ball points?

I never thought of it that way before….

It’ll fade eventually.

All permanent markers come off

How about, I don’t know, actually be good? Why is that such a hard concept to some kids?

Honestly that is a brilliant analysis. If you are planning to invest heavily in bad behavior. Of course, Kevin’s portfolio plan is based on poor market research…in that the permanent marker will wash off fairly soon.

Ouch, that was my logic in High School during the 80’s. I still thank my Mom for her patience.

Shooting for the most text in a 4 panel cartoon? :-)

Is he…… ACTUALLY MAKING SENSE

Kevin stop acting like my dad-

Someone has a future on Wall Street.

Also, Kevin?

Miles was a good kid.

He’s in line for nearly as much punishment as you over this one, including his own extra for using permanent marker, if your mom lets his parents and especially his father know.

I doubt he’ll get more punishment for permanent than for temporary. If he could be bothered to out on a shirt, he might get away with it.

Surely his parents don’t bathe him.

what did kevin say

I think… he’s made a somewhat valid point. What has happened to the world?

If you knew you were gonna get in trouble, WHY DID YOU DO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!