Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for December 08, 2023

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    leopardglily  11 months ago

    I wonder if the elf realizes that visiting the boys will only reinforce their believing in Santa.

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    doctorwho29  11 months ago

    This is actually really sad. Discouraging belief in something like this is sad

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    mccollunsky  11 months ago

    Kevin, you are too young for a car. Santa could get you a Matchbox or Hotwheels one though.

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    Ida No  11 months ago

    Rudy’s hyping the new “Santa Bubble-Popper 5000™.” Just step in a little closer.

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    markkahler52  11 months ago

    Boys, just ask for money. It was still the 80’s in your day, so you might just have gotten some! (Provided it wasn’t the Reagan Recession of 82)

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    SquidGamerGal  11 months ago

    Serious, Kevin? Were you dropped on your head as a baby? And if so, how many times? Newsflash… YOU’RE NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO DRIVE!!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 11 months ago

    Sending an elf to quell belief in elves seems not to be the optimal solution.

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    Ellis97  11 months ago

    You won’t be able to drive it for a few years, anyways. Try asking for something you can use like a game or a stuffed animal.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 11 months ago

    It’s my belief that Kevin was asking about an RC scale model Camero. If that’s not what he meant it should have been.

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    1953Baby  11 months ago

    Try the Sharper Image catalog, Kev. They have the most ridic. . .uh. . .expen. . .outland. . .biggest gifts for kids!

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    DM2860  11 months ago

    The movie Santa Clause makes no sense because Santa delivers gifts but adults who have no idea where those gifts come from still do not believe in Santa Claus.

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    Gen.Flashman  11 months ago

    One Christmas trump was working the Santa request telephone and asked a 7 year old girl,’“Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at 7, it’s marginal, right?” If they are 8/9 and still believed in Santa they too would be “marginal”I assume for trump marginal=slow.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago

    One Hot Wheel coming up.

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    AndrewSihler  11 months ago

    I’m not sure I’m getting the elf’s point.

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    markkahler52  11 months ago

    Elf-Boy had best be careful. His brother got eaten over in “Myth Tickle” today!!

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    glowing-steak32  10 months ago

    That’s why I ask for practical gifts like clothes and sketchbooks.

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