Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for June 22, 2024

Miles is going to be sore and mad at himself. Charlie Brown never kicked the football.

Smacked him in the head with the ball thst will get him started

Miles is occcupied, Krystal is having a fun day, and Kevin, Benji and Kimmy are safe from the zombies, for now. Let’s see how well they manage next monday.

But meanwhile, a different zombie is waking up from it’s grave and begins to make it’s way to this site. If you listen closely, you can already hear his moaning:

“….Laaammmeeee Joookeeeee…….Must tell same laaameeee jooookeeeee as every Sunday”.

Will she or won’t she pull a “Lucy” with the football

Miles is going so slow that it’ll probably take him until Monday to get there.

Maybe running around outside chasing Kevin/playing with Krystal will be the trick to unzombifying the kids?

Charlie Brown Miles ain’t. Maybe hold up a 3DS instead.

Three Charlie Brown references so far and counting…

What is this – Peanuts? She’s gonna move it and then the guy is going to die!

Krystal, do you notice anything different about Miles?

Come on, Krystal. Can’t you see how slow Miles is walking? It’s not gonna be as funny if he doesn’t flip over and crash onto his back from the missed kick!

Yawn — this is really old.

Pretty much a one-note narrative here. We get the idea.

Let’s hope he’ll hit his head and jar the zombiness loose. It’s a sound comic tradition, the hit-your-head cure.

This scenario seems rather familiar, but I can’t quite put my finger on it.

Lucy and the football.

Krystal has accidentally saved Miles!

My good-e-ness, that’s slower than a Tim Conway shuffle.

Krystal Van Pelt and Miley Brown

All, the Lucy trap!

Can he score a goal?