I work at a Performing Arts center. We hosted the Mormon Tabernacle Choir doing a “Patriotic Concert.” A few minutes in, I saw an elderly lady heading for the exit. I said “Leaving us already?” She said “Yes. It’s not what I expected.” IT’S THE MORMON TABERNACLE CHOIR!!! What was she expecting?!
While it’s not the Mormon Tabernacle Choir today, what year is Crankshaft set in nowadays? Also I’ve never seen that choir wear robes… just suits and dresses.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Since those robes are second-hand, why would they be any better than the ones that the choir is already using?
J.J. O'Malley over 1 year ago
And which part of “Fundraising for NEW choir robes?” didn’t Lillian the Lizard understand?
Macushlalondra over 1 year ago
Maybe they belonged to the men.
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
The size will help them hit the higher notes.
tcayer over 1 year ago
I work at a Performing Arts center. We hosted the Mormon Tabernacle Choir doing a “Patriotic Concert.” A few minutes in, I saw an elderly lady heading for the exit. I said “Leaving us already?” She said “Yes. It’s not what I expected.” IT’S THE MORMON TABERNACLE CHOIR!!! What was she expecting?!
Mopman over 1 year ago
Ha, it’s funny because everyone knows that the Mormon Tabernacle Choir is populated by super tall people.
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
Oh come on, one of you must have enough sewing skills to hem those things up…….
ladykat over 1 year ago
I hope there is someone with sewing skills in the choir.
David Rickard Premium Member over 1 year ago
Give them some fruit and diet soda, and they’ll be the Moron Tab n’ Apple Choir.
Ronald Hathcock Premium Member over 1 year ago
While it’s not the Mormon Tabernacle Choir today, what year is Crankshaft set in nowadays? Also I’ve never seen that choir wear robes… just suits and dresses.
ToneeRhianRose over 1 year ago
That can be easily fixed. It’s when they’re too short that you can’t do anything about.