Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for July 26, 2023

They’re gonna try investing in a New Football Team?

I thought it was ‘Not Fully Thought-out’…?

It’s really an NRT: Non-Refundable Token.

NFT = Not Freakin’ Trustworthy

Seems like Keesterman might have a mood disorder. A smile to a frown in seconds.

Way late to the craze, of course. Just in time to lose money.

Sounds a lot less challenging…..

You tell him, Crankshaft………

It’s hard to include current-events references when you’re proud of writing [sic] a year in advance.

Too much money in too few hands. They’ve got to do $omething with it.

My brain tells me it spells NIFTY! O(∩_∩)O

After Regan’s S&L scandal in the 80s, nothing is safe anymore. It will take over $30 TRILLION to cover the losses on that goof. The only ones who made money on that were the banks.

Isn’t that the minority person in your group that hates mushrooms?

I think Crankshaft would be the kind of person to immediately go bankrupt within 10 seconds after making his first NFT

Might as well flush your money down the toilet if you invest in an NFT or crypto currency!