Funky: “Er—do either of you know how to make a good Montoni’s pizza? No? The secret will cost you ten percent of your gross profits.”Mindy: “What? Mopey, can we afford that?”Mopey: “Sure! Whatever profits are!”
Pete: Oh, that reminds me – how do you make a pizza? I’ve never cooked anything in my entire life, I actually really hate to cook. Can I just buy them frozen and heat them up?
J.J. O'Malley 9 months ago
“…which, of course, explains why I had to shut the place down!”
wherescrankshaft 9 months ago
Where’s Crankshaft?
Bill Thompson 9 months ago
Yes, if you’re in a post-nuclear world dominated by mutant cockroaches.
Bill Thompson 9 months ago
“I’m sure that you two will do well ruining Montoni’s!”
seismic-2 Premium Member 9 months ago
Can we just get Ed to fire up the oven and burn down the joint, so that we can put an end to this Funky Winkerbean intrusion?
Bill Thompson 9 months ago
Funky: “Er—do either of you know how to make a good Montoni’s pizza? No? The secret will cost you ten percent of your gross profits.”Mindy: “What? Mopey, can we afford that?”Mopey: “Sure! Whatever profits are!”
charliefarmrhere 9 months ago
But, but, we have never made any, just only eaten them.
Kitty Queen 9 months ago
It will be interesting to see what their plans are for the place!
Jim G Premium Member 9 months ago
“Just make a good pizza.”
“Won’t that confuse people?”
Macushlalondra 9 months ago
Eat a path to their door? Then they won’t be hungry when they get there!
Liam Astle Premium Member 9 months ago
Or make a bad pizza and be the only pizza place for miles around. Don’t let anyone else come into town.
sueb1863 9 months ago
Pete: Oh, that reminds me – how do you make a pizza? I’ve never cooked anything in my entire life, I actually really hate to cook. Can I just buy them frozen and heat them up?
French Persons Premium Member 9 months ago
Well, Funky, you just told everyone that you don’t know how to make a decent pizza!
ladykat 9 months ago
Good advice.
elbow macaroni 9 months ago
The amazing, disappearing Crankshaft!
rockyridge1977 9 months ago
Listen to your elders!!!!
lemonbaskt 9 months ago
didnt ed throw a pizza box into the fire place last month what pizza place was that ?
MuddyUSA Premium Member 9 months ago
Is that all there is to running restaurant………I doubt it!
tcayer 9 months ago
Is he selling them the recipe?
Daltongang Premium Member 9 months ago
Who knew that Funky would be such a good salesman? Used car salesman, but a salesman none the less.
exitseven 9 months ago
I miss Funky and the gang.
raybarb44 9 months ago
Easier said than done…..
WilliamVollmer 9 months ago
I hope that the sale included Montoni’s recipes. Otherwise, funky’s advice will go to waste.
billsplut 9 months ago
“They’ll eat a path to your door! By which I mean, they’ll eat dirt before they ever eat a Mont—-You FOOL, Funky! You said it loud!”
ToneeRhianRose 3 months ago
Haha! (^▽^)