Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for November 07, 2024

Seeing as how a core tenet to this world is that nobody is ever fired regardless of gross incompetence nor for any damages caused to persons or property, it seems like a sweet gig as long as it pays enough.

Is this still the same bus drivers meeting that began on Monday, or has Lena been wearing the same outfit for four days in a row?

I can’t wait to see tomorrow’s strip. Impossible as it seems, you just know Batiuk will come up with something feebler than Ed’s comment.

If you hired bouncers for the buses first it would be easier to find drivers.

Yea, my dream job is picking and dropping off a bunch of pita kids.

It not glamour that matters. It how much is payment is what matters. It’s called earnings!

Hire immigrants—until Trump deports them.

Hire citizens. Put the invaders on leaky barges and use them for artillery training exercises.

It seems to be everywhere. Our school district has a pretty serious shortage of bus drivers. From one week to the next, we never know if we’re going to have service or not.

Hey, Ed spoke this week finally!

Even retired truck drivers don’t want that job.