Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 17, 2011
April 16, 2011
April 18, 2011
Transcript:
Mom: Your new toothbrush sings a song to help you brush your teeth! Push this button - Alice: Oh, boy! Toothbrush: brush your teeth, go up and down, up and down up and down. Brush your teeth, go up and down, brushing teeth is lots of fun! Brush your teeth, go back and forth, back and forth back and forth, Brush your teeth, go back and forth, brushing teeth is lots of fun! ... Alice: I'm telling you, first it's toothbrushes, next spoons will be telling you how to eat and crayons will tell you what to draw! Dill: YAGH! Beni: I knew it - music is dangerous!
MisterFweem over 13 years ago
And we’ve got two pianos and a recorder in the house! HELP!
margueritem over 13 years ago
Can’t blame Alice there!
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
Next thing you know, there’ll be a device in our cars which tells us where to drive! Oh, how I long to die before that day…
http://www.gocomics.com/barneyandclyde/2011/04/17/
Hugh B. Hayve over 13 years ago
Go ask Alice, When she was just small, When the men on the chess board, Get up and tell you where to go……..
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
With kids like you, Alice, it’s all a necessary evil.
cdward over 13 years ago
And I’ve got a Tuba! Aaaghh!
But seriously, music is dangerous - that must be why they’re cutting it from all the school budgets.
WaitingMan over 13 years ago
Makes “Disco Duck” sound like Beethoven’s 7th Symphony.
ottomaeshun over 13 years ago
Instruments don’t play music. People do.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago
It’s a conspiracy I tell you!
COWBOY7 over 13 years ago
That got old in a hurry!
vldazzle over 13 years ago
And a computer telling me what to DRAW! Perish the thought!
vldazzle over 13 years ago
Fritzoid, I have a Garmin that my son gave me last year. I saved some locations as “favorites” and went to one today, but the device kept wanting to tell me to return to my home (I could see from the directions). Computer devices are great when they work- but that one also does not know about freeway closures on weekends ;-(
Are2Dee2 22 days ago
Great summation of music. Haha