Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for October 20, 2011
Transcript:
Marcus: Halloween Costume Panic is quite common, Alice. It's your body's reaction to the stress of choosing the perfect costume. Just stop and think - what's your favorite thing? What do you enjoy doing? Alice: Well. Lately I've been digging a lot of holes in my backyard. Marcus: You like to garden? Alice: No, I'm trying to start a volcano. Dill: My brother tried that for years. All he ever got was a water main break.
I got a volcano just outside my window. Erupts ash 10-15 times a day now, and when the wind blows west it’s like being in a Texas dust storm. All Alice needs to do is cover herself in black-colored lufas and throw dirt at everyone.