Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for November 16, 2011
November 15, 2011
November 17, 2011
Transcript:
Kevin: Miss Bliss, I don't get it. Who is Ms. Sloppysmock? Miss Bliss: I am, Kevin! Ms. Sloppysmock is my artistic secret identity! Whenever I put on this old, paint-stained smock I found in the supply closet, I become an avatar of the creative impulse, endowed with arts and crafts skills far beyond those of most mortals! Alice: Does this mean she's going to be fighting crime? Miss Bliss: Okay, class, let's get to our new craft project!
margueritem almost 13 years ago
The crime of over acting…
rayannina almost 13 years ago
No, Alice, you’re confusing her with the Crimson Bolt.
Catfeet Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I want to see Miss Bliss fly!
policelimit Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Hey, don’t mock the smock!
Ida No almost 13 years ago
The problem is that adults are idiots. And when idiots try to mimic the over-active imaginations of children to try to blend in, they get it wrong. You can tell when they get it wrong because their “play-acting” always has a moral or an ulterior motive behind it. “Real children” don’t need that. Real children just need a bedsheet for a cape, and then some crime to fight. Stupid adults. “Buckethead-boy to the rescue!”
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
More like she’ll be committing a crime against good art everywhere. And Ruthie won’t be happy with them flooding the market with really cheap art – that’s her department.
Hugh B. Hayve almost 13 years ago
I don’t know why, but people always toss me small change when I wear my sloppysmock. Must be some other kind of superpower…
Elaine Rosco Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Can she leap tall buildings with a single bound?
J Quest almost 13 years ago
Imagine Dill’s awesome super powers as “Mr. StinkyPants”! No criminal with a functional olfactory system would dare challenge him…
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Bless ol’ bucketheaded-Kevin for asking that pointed question! Now Ms. Bliss has been forced to reveal her secret identity before the whole Preschool Gang! Is Ms. Sloppysmock doomed? Tune in next time, art-adventure fans!
Funny1976 almost 13 years ago
Cool !!! An art project!!! My faverit !!!
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
Me thinks, Miss Bliss dabbles in other colors on the weekends.
Drewdove almost 13 years ago
Someone is trying to justify their baccalaureate degree in Arts & Crafts. Four years effort not in vain.
Ermine Notyours almost 13 years ago
Fight crime? She could paint over graffiti.
rgcviper almost 13 years ago
Mrs. B.: “I’m artistic—not at all crazy!”The class [under their breath]: “Surrrre …”.(I like her … she’s just, well, off the wall.)
vldazzle almost 13 years ago
If we didn’t need teaching credentials we could help with the lack of art in gradeschools.