Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 23, 2012
Transcript:
Petey: It's been so long since I last checked my Global Picky Eater Rating that I'm almost scared to look... Number 117! I'm the 117th pickiest on the planet? That's terrible! I was 23rd! It must be the sandwich Mom made for lunch!! Somehow, it was contaminated with mayonnaise! With mayonnaise it doesn't take much. Just a few stray molecules... Alice: Mayonnaise is the juice left over from when they make school paste!
If you are that picky of an eater there is always the second option, starvation.