Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 24, 2012
Transcript:
Alice: So who IS the pickiest eater in the world? Petey: Right now it's a guy in San Francisco... he claims he can synthesize nutrients from nitrogen in the atmosphere. He spends all day hanging from a tree and reciting TV jingles. Petey: I think he's a fake. I think he's got people who sneak him doughnuts. Alice: I wish I could hang from a tree all day while people snuck me doughnuts.
I’m not sure that would work, anyway. Wouldn’t all the doughnuts rush to your head and clog your brain?