Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for July 01, 2012
Transcript:
Alice: Petey, what letter is that? Petey: It's the number two. Alice: Is it happy or sad? Petey: I don't know. Alice: It's a girl, right? And it's green? Petey: Well - Alice: Does she wear a hat? Like a beret? Petey: A hat? Alice: Does she have a pet? I'll give her a few hamsters. Petey: A pet? Alice: She likes this number. Petey: Why. Alice: But not this number. Because h'es not looking at her. Petey: How do you - Alice: What kind of music does she listen to? Petey: ALICE! Stop asking me all this stuff! I'm no good at math! Alice: So it's up to me to be the family genius...
margueritem over 12 years ago
It’s a heavy burden, young Alice.
MisterFweem over 12 years ago
Arthur Rimbaud might have something to say on this situation, Alice.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Alice you can grow up to be either the family genius, or the family eccentric (the slightly weird old aunt/cat lady). It’s up to you!
Randy B Premium Member over 12 years ago
Alice can be the family member who follows her stream of consciousness wherever it may wander.
(FYI, math doesn’t have anything to do with the imaginary social lives of numeral representations.)
featherweight over 12 years ago
Oh dear…oddly enough I understood exactly what Alice is talking about :)
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
Those numbers don’t add up, Alice.
WaitingMan over 12 years ago
Hey, Alice. Two is the only even prime number. How’s that for cool?
Kvasir42 Premium Member over 12 years ago
If she had only brought in the 4, they would have both known the ultimate answer.
finale over 12 years ago
Such a burden at such a young age.
Ermine Notyours over 12 years ago
That second hamster looks more ham than ster.
cleokaya over 12 years ago
2 be or not 2 be. Alice is definitely number 1 in her own little world.
fritzoid Premium Member over 12 years ago
Even numbers are girls and odd numbers are boys, that’s true, but 2 is yellow, not green. An H is also yellow, but you can really only tell when it’s lower case. Most consonants are boys but as an aspirant H is almost as girly as a vowel. Gutteral consonants are mean, and sibillants are untrustworthy.
3 is blue and the friendliest number, while 5 is red and a bully. Stay away from 5, it’s bad news. If you’re looking for a female green number, look to 4; 2 and 4 are best friends. I don’t know about the hamsters, though.
And WaitingMan? Another unique thing about 2 is that adding it to itself gives you the same result as multiplying it by itself. 2+2=4, 2×2=4. But consider the 3: If you add the digits in any number and the sum is divisible by 3, then the original number is also divisible by 3. How cool is that? Furthermore, ANY other arrangement of those same digits will give you a number divisible by 3. 7+4+5+1+1=18 (divisible by 3), and 74511, 51741, 47115, 15174, etc. are all divisible by 3. A magic number indeed…
kirbey over 12 years ago
I think exactly the same way Alice…
cheers,
fritzoid Premium Member over 12 years ago
1×1=1+1? You might wanna check that. :-)
Gokie5 over 12 years ago
1. My husband, who is a math genius of sorts (wrote a math textbook, plus a couple of books on AutoCad) would say that the “2” in question is a numeral. A number is the number of doodlepuppies represented by the numeral. (I’m not a math genius.)2. A very interesting book, written by an autistic (or Aspbergery, depending on one’s viewpoint) math savant with synesthesia, is Born on a Blue Day by Daniel Tammet. I ordered it online, and wasn’t sorry.
Gokie5 over 12 years ago
You folks with synesthesia must live interesting lives. I can’t remember numbers (or numerals) very well. Can’t do math in my head to any extent, because I can’t remember the numbers long enough. Prefer “7” because it has a nice handle for me to hold onto while I fumble around with other numerals. Also have poor memory for faces (prosopagnosia). The part of my brain that handles spelling and stuff like remembering auditory phrases has hogged up the other part. Synesthesia might help with all this, and sounds like fun.
kens over 12 years ago
You can do it, Alice
neatslob Premium Member over 12 years ago
For Alice to be an aunt, Petey would have to marry and have children. I can’t quite picture that.
serenasakitty over 12 years ago
I would comment here but I’ve been lost since I read this one.
Tyrnn over 12 years ago
It takes 2 to tango.
terrycox51550 over 12 years ago
I’m always amazed at how much I learn reading the comics . . . and the comments. :SMILE:
diskus Premium Member over 2 years ago
And we are back in sequence with ten years ago today.