Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for November 13, 2015
November 12, 2015
November 14, 2015
Transcript:
Petey: I have to check my Global Picky Eater Rating online. With all these holidays, I have to be extra careful with my diet. Petey: The Halloween- Thanksgiving- Christmas season is a minefield. It's so easy to slip up! Just before Christmas last year, the world's number one ranked picky eater dropped to number 3,435! Over night! For one little misstep! It was scandal! Petey: He was discovered in the same room as a fruitcake! Alice: Boy, I know what that's like.
Linux0s about 9 years ago
Wait, does the Picky Eaters Rating site use cookies? Uh-Oh!
Sisyphos about 9 years ago
No wonder Petey sticks to his bedroom so much. One can be sure that there are no fruitcakes there….
WaitingMan about 9 years ago
I think Alice is referring to the fruitcake sitting next to her.
Vince M about 9 years ago
I love a good double punchline!
pumaman about 9 years ago
Just being in the same room should NOT affect your rankings. Licking the fruitcake should.
Just So So Premium Member about 9 years ago
Good one, Alice! I almost choked on my Lucky Charms.
Perkycat about 9 years ago
Alice, you made me laugh out loud!
PoodleGroomer about 9 years ago
What is the rating on candy corn?
PoodleGroomer about 9 years ago
The secret to fruitcake is soaking it in brandy or rum. People will eat shredded newsprint if soaked in the proper strong spirit.
Catfinder/Dogfinder about 9 years ago
Add this strip to (click) Favorites (click). An oldie. A goodie.
reynard61 about 9 years ago
Would checking your rating too often make you a “G-PER Creeper”?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 9 years ago
Way to go, Alice. Who knew a 4 year old could understand the concept of a double entendre?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 9 years ago
Never understood the appeal of fruitcake. It’s dreadful stuff. Or candied fruit either. Just godawful. Why ruin perfectly good, already sweet fruit?