Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for August 09, 2021

Chase that horse to the elevator where he belongs!

Where the wild bikes roam.

Bikes: “Hey Horace, find your own place to cross. This is ours.”

ZOMBIE BIKES!!

Don’t cross your bicycle.

I think the Sheep hired the Bikes to get him

That is almost exactly how horses see bicycles (and so many other things..). And how so many react to them!

beware of bikes crossing!

That is really spokie…!

Bike gang.

Talk about wheeling and dealin

Look out. They’re cross.

That’s the way I feel about so many bicyclists. They run me off the sidewalk and run through stop signs. Not all of you, but a lot of you.

What does Horace think when he sees a horse crossing sign? “Why is he on all fours, and what’s that figure on top of him?”

And I bet you thought those chains and locks were to prevent theft. There are few things more dangerous than a bike gone feral.

Coming soon from Tesla: riderless bikes.

Is one of them Calvin’s?

Bikes unchained!

This is a vicious cycle.

Run on all fours, Horace!

Clever comments today.

Looks like they came from the same bike shop that Calvin’s bike did.