Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for October 20, 2023

He also made an aphrodisiac called Eau ````. (You can figure it out.)

The one for men is Eau Brother.

Eau de Humanité.

Eau Crap.

Know how you can identify a clone? They smell of eau d’ clone.

The last one gives new meaning to Eau de toilette!

Aiming for a heavenly scent. But achieving a scent that smells to high heaven!

My late mother used to say “merde”, which certainly would go with the eau. I’m curious if the GoComics auto-censor will delete that one.

Eau Mon Dieu!

Eau Horse Manure eh.

Or Eau Le Phew perhaps.

eau eau…

And the box doesn’t even feature a picture?

Hors D’eau.

Oh well.

Eau de Corral

“La Trine”.

Eau, do, do tell!

I live just up the interstate 94 from Eau Claire, WI. I always wondered who Claire is.

Eau No You Di’int!

LOL too funny!

Eau eau eau eau eau eau, you don’t have to go. (Or maybe he does?)

eau du Apples of the Road…?

Bet I know >D

Eau de Pepe de Skunk? ☺️☺️☺️

A gas mask fits a horse perfectly!

Eau de shampoo for your hairdoo.

(hand up, waving frantically) EAU, EAU, EAU… I know!

My favorite perfume name was one I heard on a BBC Radio 4 comedy program. It was called “Wrists”.

(Women always get this one.)

HA! And I call this one, breathe through la mouth.

Eau de Barnyard

Perfume for masochists: Eau de pain.

Eau D’Odor!!

Horace looks slightly like ALF in that last panel (remember him?!)

but it rhymes

eau my!

Eau Greaux.

Panel 3: A day?

The famous cliff-jumping scene from Butch & Sundance was actually product placement for the third cologne, “Eau Shiiii(splash)”

Neither can we.

I think we can guess. Horace! XD

If it’s horse manure it’s Eau not so bad to me. When a teenager a couple of others and I became Manure Maneuverers at a local riding academy we even had special T-shirts and we worked the town parades too. Got discounted riding lessons.

Oy…