Today’s background music: “She’s Not There” by The Zombies.
Attraction has an expiration date, horsie…
“He who hesitates …”
“He who hesitates is lost.”
“Seagulls Screaming Kiss Her, Kiss Her”, XTC
That’s okay horsie. Maybe she a night mare.
Yeah. Where did she go.
you snooze, you lose…
So if I say I haven’t been there myself…it’d be a lie.
And we like you a lattie, Horace.
When it comes to poetry, Horace, you need to throw it into reverse…!
“This is a flashback.”
Did he just lose track of the Melody?
Hmmm, the ol’ “flashback” ploy! Good one! I’ll let you know if it works!
He who hesitates is lost.
People have expiration dates.The Earth has an expiration date.The Sun has an expiration date.“Where do you see yourself in 5 million years?”
She mare may not be right for Horace.
The worst she can say is “no”, but only if she is still there.
That relationship never got out of the starting gate.
As they say, if that one doesn’t work out, you’ve got to get right back up on the horse.
Burning a horseshoe onto a hoof is a standard, and generally painless way of fitting a shoe prior to nailing and clinching. What’s Horace afraid of? (Oh, right – Melody.)
you lucked out this time Horace…!
You just learned a very valuable lesson ……… about indecision ….. Horace ……. ;)
July 31, 2015
BasilBruce 7 days ago
Today’s background music: “She’s Not There” by The Zombies.
Argythree 7 days ago
Attraction has an expiration date, horsie…
Zesty 7 days ago
“He who hesitates …”
WaitingMan 7 days ago
“He who hesitates is lost.”
“Seagulls Screaming Kiss Her, Kiss Her”, XTC
Gent 7 days ago
That’s okay horsie. Maybe she a night mare.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 6 days ago
Yeah. Where did she go.
pat sandy creator 6 days ago
you snooze, you lose…
scyphi26 6 days ago
So if I say I haven’t been there myself…it’d be a lie.
InTraining 6 days ago
And we like you a lattie, Horace.
InTraining 6 days ago
When it comes to poetry, Horace, you need to throw it into reverse…!
gammaguy 6 days ago
“This is a flashback.”
Did he just lose track of the Melody?
Dobie Premium Member 6 days ago
Hmmm, the ol’ “flashback” ploy! Good one! I’ll let you know if it works!
RonnieAThompson Premium Member 6 days ago
He who hesitates is lost.
iGrumpy 6 days ago
People have expiration dates.The Earth has an expiration date.The Sun has an expiration date.“Where do you see yourself in 5 million years?”
Frank Burns Eats Worms 6 days ago
She mare may not be right for Horace.
mistercatworks 6 days ago
The worst she can say is “no”, but only if she is still there.
R.U. Kidding 6 days ago
That relationship never got out of the starting gate.
R.U. Kidding 6 days ago
As they say, if that one doesn’t work out, you’ve got to get right back up on the horse.
Panufo 6 days ago
Burning a horseshoe onto a hoof is a standard, and generally painless way of fitting a shoe prior to nailing and clinching. What’s Horace afraid of? (Oh, right – Melody.)
InTraining 6 days ago
you lucked out this time Horace…!
bwswolf 6 days ago
You just learned a very valuable lesson ……… about indecision ….. Horace ……. ;)