Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for June 30, 2024

Today’s background music: “She’s Not There” by The Zombies.

Attraction has an expiration date, horsie…

“He who hesitates …”

“He who hesitates is lost.”

“Seagulls Screaming Kiss Her, Kiss Her”, XTC

That’s okay horsie. Maybe she a night mare.

Yeah. Where did she go.

you snooze, you lose…

So if I say I haven’t been there myself…it’d be a lie.

And we like you a lattie, Horace.

When it comes to poetry, Horace, you need to throw it into reverse…!

“This is a flashback.”

Did he just lose track of the Melody?

Hmmm, the ol’ “flashback” ploy! Good one! I’ll let you know if it works!

He who hesitates is lost.

People have expiration dates.The Earth has an expiration date.The Sun has an expiration date.“Where do you see yourself in 5 million years?”

She mare may not be right for Horace.

The worst she can say is “no”, but only if she is still there.

That relationship never got out of the starting gate.

As they say, if that one doesn’t work out, you’ve got to get right back up on the horse.

Burning a horseshoe onto a hoof is a standard, and generally painless way of fitting a shoe prior to nailing and clinching. What’s Horace afraid of? (Oh, right – Melody.)

you lucked out this time Horace…!

You just learned a very valuable lesson ……… about indecision ….. Horace ……. ;)