Top Secret Club? Never heard of it.
What is the use of belonging to a secret society, if one can not divulge said membership to impress the unworthy?
Perfect!
If you want to belong to my Top Secret Club, send $500 to…
How did the bird know?
I went to my first Verbaholics Anonymous meeting the other day. We talked about it.
I don’t need any secretive tops, but do you have some modest gyroscopes?
Top secret club eh. Ah you means the one at the edge of the woods with the big signboard saying “Top Secret Club” eh.
Not tells me they is horsekick you outta the club horsie.
Maybe you can joins the bottom secret club now eh.
’Nother great club is “We Who Were Kicked Out of Top Secret Club” (WWWKOOTSC). Be proud!
Somebody has to be killed.
he’s the talk of the town…
She won’t take off her bra, says that top secret Area DDD
*knock-knock-knock!
Helloooo! Anybody there? I have a pizza delivery for The Top Secret Club! Helloooo!
shudda used sign language…!
I guess he didn’t fight them on it.
The bird’s phone just rang. he’s out.
Ha! I heard talking too much can make you Hoarse.
I must be the only one in the world who hasn’t seen Fight Club, but I can’t get anyone to tell me about it
Read all about it in the classifieds.
The second rule of Top Secret Club – never answer the phone during a meeting – grounds for expulsion.
Well, at least he followed the sixth rule: “No shirts, no shoes.”
It could be worse. That Top Secret club could be SPECTER
I’m sorry Horace, what was that you said? I really wasn’t listening.
you just did
Horace was once on I’ve Got a Secret.
July 31, 2015
BasilBruce 5 months ago
Top Secret Club? Never heard of it.
anja_murmann 5 months ago
What is the use of belonging to a secret society, if one can not divulge said membership to impress the unworthy?
Argythree 5 months ago
Perfect!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 5 months ago
If you want to belong to my Top Secret Club, send $500 to…
tudza Premium Member 5 months ago
How did the bird know?
eromlig 5 months ago
I went to my first Verbaholics Anonymous meeting the other day. We talked about it.
Ermine Notyours 5 months ago
I don’t need any secretive tops, but do you have some modest gyroscopes?
Gent 5 months ago
Top secret club eh. Ah you means the one at the edge of the woods with the big signboard saying “Top Secret Club” eh.
Gent 5 months ago
Not tells me they is horsekick you outta the club horsie.
Gent 5 months ago
Maybe you can joins the bottom secret club now eh.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 5 months ago
’Nother great club is “We Who Were Kicked Out of Top Secret Club” (WWWKOOTSC). Be proud!
Doug K 5 months ago
Somebody has to be killed.
pat sandy creator 5 months ago
he’s the talk of the town…
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe 5 months ago
She won’t take off her bra, says that top secret Area DDD
Dobie Premium Member 5 months ago
*knock-knock-knock!
Helloooo! Anybody there? I have a pizza delivery for The Top Secret Club! Helloooo!
InTraining Premium Member 5 months ago
shudda used sign language…!
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 5 months ago
I guess he didn’t fight them on it.
gregcartoon Premium Member 5 months ago
The bird’s phone just rang. he’s out.
Mike Baldwin creator 5 months ago
Ha! I heard talking too much can make you Hoarse.
KEA 5 months ago
I must be the only one in the world who hasn’t seen Fight Club, but I can’t get anyone to tell me about it
Frank Burns Eats Worms 5 months ago
Read all about it in the classifieds.
mistercatworks 5 months ago
The second rule of Top Secret Club – never answer the phone during a meeting – grounds for expulsion.
Stephen Gilberg 5 months ago
Well, at least he followed the sixth rule: “No shirts, no shoes.”
jmcenanly 5 months ago
It could be worse. That Top Secret club could be SPECTER
mokspr Premium Member 5 months ago
I’m sorry Horace, what was that you said? I really wasn’t listening.
charles9156 5 months ago
you just did
Chris Sherlock 5 months ago
Horace was once on I’ve Got a Secret.