Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 16, 2024

Uh oh. That should have been at the top of the list.

shouldn’t be an issue, as long as flying solo ;+)

Look out BELOW!!

shoulda brought a travel urinal…!

might be hard standing in ther baloon with your leggs crossed…!

Is it raining?

I think I’m feeling rain!

I hope Horace realizes that if he DOES go, his balloon will fly higher? LOL!

It gonna rains now.

Horses are endowed with a member long enough to go over the rail.

Bathroom visits should be #1 and #2 on the list.

Anyone who’s ever been a parent knows that you should never miss an opportunity to use the bathroom before starting to travel.

I went by the General Mail Facility yesterday, where all the mail is sorted and sent to the local POs for distribution. I pulled up to the main door; since it was Sunday, there was only one other vehicle. And there was an older white male standing in a nook, presumably watering the shrubbery. I waited until he finished his recycling project and went in the lobby before I got out and went inside to drop off something I didn’t want to spend much time being shuffled about. I didn’t see him in there. I was fine with that.

I’m boy so no problem. :>o

“Would you like to fly in my beautiful balloon?”

“No thanks, I just had a burrito.”

They found that most of the fishermen that fell overboard and drowned had unzipped pants. Balloonists have to be more careful.

Pins?

really should be first on the list

Gardyloo!

Batten down for a short but intense shower of yellow rain.

Birdie, birdie in the sky

Why’d you do that in my eye?

Said the birdie in reply:

Aren’t you glad horsies can’t fly?

Too late.

Now me is knows why birdies is does it mid flight.

Leaving a reminder of his flight over the city.

“Yellow rain, yellow rain…I only want to see you standing…in the Yellow Rain”! (Sung to the tune of “Purple Rain”).

I would have absolutely no issue peeing over the side as long as I was over fields or forests.