Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for July 21, 2023

Seriously? This is real? Only in the US I bet.

Those holes contain 0 calories

I give Dave less than 5 minutes to down the “hole” box.

You are a bad influence, Dave. I have a self-imposed no-pun rule, and now look at me. For shame.

One person’s junk (food) is another person’s treasure (food).

[So (I declare) Today is National Treasure Food Day.]

Isn’t every day Junk food day?

Yeah right, like I need one special day a year for junk food!

I should have one special day a year that I DON’T eat it.

Naaaaaaaah!

Omg, I could go for a few dounut holes about now!

A dozen HA’s!

I wish I had doughnuts right now.

Oh, jeez, and I ate half a bag of Cheez Doodles yesterday. If I’d only known…

Well, that’s OK; I still have half a bag left that I can eat today.

(Is this what they mean by “half in the bag”? Maybe if you’re a junk food junkie.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrnJCP7_aPI

Time to get on the bike, ride a few miles into town and hit Timmy’s for some TimBits. (Doughnut holes. They are better for you because they are smaller than the parent doughnuts. Believe that and I have a nice, beautiful bridge to sell you)

Nice word play – if only everyone could read their speech bubbles.

I’m in …!

Vitamin O!!! Bring it on baby!

So fill the hole with jelly. Fruit is good for you, right?

I’m going to have a Big Debra Nutty Buddy to celebrate.

A friend told me the only true junk food is purified water, it has no vitamins , minerals, or calories to fuel the body

Followed shortly by National Blood Pressure Testing Day