Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for August 30, 2023

Brilliant idea.

A soggy book. Just great.

Interesting one today, as Hurricane Idalia will make landfall, plus tonight is the Super Blue Moon, and there’s the king tide.

Beach Day, huh?! That’s a tuffy! I can’t really think of anything funny to say about the beach! Wait a minute, wait a minute, I’m thinkin’ of sump’n…

… aaaaand…….. never mind, it was just a phone number or sump’n! I still got nuthin’!

How about a good juicy navel instead?

Did you, perhaps, want a Fuzzy Navel?

If you don’t like pulp fiction, strain it through your teeth!

One towel?

Strained or do you want a seedy one?

Loving the 10 gallon cowboy hat. Perfect for the beach!

Prayers for those in Florida.

Right next door … “Freshly Squeezed Aloe Vera” …!

I heard the books on the sunny beach are real page burners.

she wants something she can really sink her teeth into…

do they use sand paper to print beach novels?

Is it weird that I want an Orange Julius now?