Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for August 06, 2024

Just wait till she finds out she has to take a prescience lab.

If I ever have need for a psychic, I don’t need to call one. Any psychic that is any good will call me.

“When in doubt, make no sense. No sense is good. And nonsense is good.” Genesis Breyer P-Orridge (1950-2020) English occultist and founder of Thee Temple ov Psychick Youth.

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, that and fifty bucks and I will lie to make them feel better- Psychics motto

I see politicians asking me for money I don’t have.

Aren’t they right next to the Psychotic School?

He fails

Does she have a date for the Chrystal Ball (prom)?

Do the guys ask the girls to the dance, or just show up the home of the one they know, knows that they are coming?

Ed McMahon went to Side Kick school

C’mon Its pronounced:

“puh•sy•chick”

… after Larry Psychic, the guy that owns the school!!

Hiroshima Day

exactly… I mean, shouldn’t they all be billionaires… right??

Drove past a psychic’s shop that was gutted by fire. I asked the other people in the car if the psychic knew the place was going to burn down and got the personal stuff out in time. They looked at me “HUH?”

Ha! Which is why you have to repeat the year.

Who knew?

I have to credit Gaggle for the following:

“Not to brag, but I have sychic powers!”

( for example, right now you’re thinking ‘It’s psychic, you idiot’! ) …!!

I knew that was coming today!

I guess Root Beer Floats are not as funny???

I see price hikes coming every day.