Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for September 14, 2024

I just put down Pet Feeder.

Is “pet” a career?

How do you occupy yourself? Are you more like a cat, or a dog?

Are you more like this cat or dog?

Maybe you’re more like a farm animal – a cow or pig perhaps.

Or are you more of a wild animal?

Oh come now, give yourself credit; you are a brilliant redecorator with an eye for minutia.

Professional Food wrangler/treat monger and sanitation engineer.

Occupation listed as licks myself would no doubt raise a few eyebrows. It could also lead to a super creepy job offer.☺️

I’m a “Cat Wrangler!”

I drive ‘em down the hall in the morning to the “feed lot.” Then after breakfast, we’ll either go out to the North Forty (catio) or they’ll mosey over to the High Plains (couch back) to watch for action or socialize.

I like the dog’s comment……

The dog is CEO material.

Maybe the dog is auditioning for a 90s Australian rock band…“When I think about you I lick myself.”

I don’t know if anyone remembers the Divinyls. I didn’t. I thought it was another 90s singer until I looked it up…

They’re eating the dogs. They’re eating the cats.

Courtesy of Donnie’s Diners Club.

Cat Herder

Also, Cat Juggler….

could also put “emotional support animal”… nuthin’ like petting a purring cat or a smiling dog!

Cat employee

“RE” plus “TIRED” equals career “over and OUT” …!!!

( celebrate THAT )

With so many people living in their moms basements, it’s a wonder places can’t find employees!

My cats say they do “light mouse work” but not in the house.

you can’t lick the pooch’s career choice…

Cat’s are rearrangers.