Thar having a whale of a time.
A pirate when to a dermatologist because he was worried about some spots on his arm.
The doctor looked at them and said, “They’re benign.”
The pirate said, “No, doc. There be twelve. I counted them before I came here.”
To make America great again—or at least less stupid—schools need to back to teaching what’s important: the proper use of “thar!”
Now hOooOOld on thar!
Wot’s a pirate’s favourite letter?
“R”
Ya might think it’s the R, but really, it’s the “C”!
If you use “there” instead of “thar”, you must not know whar you arrr.
“Thar she blows!” … wait, what? Mary Read, English kick*ss pirate. She could beat any Somalian pirate today.
The seasick are on the far railing, also blowing!!
How do pirates know they exist?
They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRRRR!!!
And here I thought it was talk like a Parrot day. (Got a cracker?)
Aye! And thar be an Amazon package on yonder porch!
(I’m guessing that’s what a porch pirate would say… I guess)
Looks like some are hooked on phonics….Over thar, over there,
Shiver me timbers…..
A pirate went to see about his constant headaches. The doctor said, I told you when you get out of bed it’s feet first…..
He be a landlubber. :)
Proper grammar is the greatest treasure of all!
Thar is a popular car in India
I did a Reality Check before coming here & glad to see if me prediction came true! Rum all around mates …‼️
I could be mistaken, but I’m guessin’ they made Dave walk the plank after that!
That was the first thing that jumped out at me! ❤️
Where do most pirates live in Virginia?
Arrrrlington
What a stupid day. Really.
Imagine about 20 hours ago
Thar having a whale of a time.
pearlsbs about 20 hours ago
A pirate when to a dermatologist because he was worried about some spots on his arm.
The doctor looked at them and said, “They’re benign.”
The pirate said, “No, doc. There be twelve. I counted them before I came here.”
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 20 hours ago
To make America great again—or at least less stupid—schools need to back to teaching what’s important: the proper use of “thar!”
blunebottle about 18 hours ago
Now hOooOOld on thar!
blunebottle about 18 hours ago
Wot’s a pirate’s favourite letter?
“R”
Ya might think it’s the R, but really, it’s the “C”!
Doug K about 16 hours ago
If you use “there” instead of “thar”, you must not know whar you arrr.
Kornfield Kounty about 16 hours ago
“Thar she blows!” … wait, what? Mary Read, English kick*ss pirate. She could beat any Somalian pirate today.
markkahler52 about 15 hours ago
The seasick are on the far railing, also blowing!!
Havel about 14 hours ago
How do pirates know they exist?
They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRRRR!!!
backyardcowboy about 14 hours ago
And here I thought it was talk like a Parrot day. (Got a cracker?)
Dobie Premium Member about 14 hours ago
Aye! And thar be an Amazon package on yonder porch!
(I’m guessing that’s what a porch pirate would say… I guess)
Zebrastripes about 12 hours ago
Looks like some are hooked on phonics….Over thar, over there,
Shiver me timbers…..
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 11 hours ago
A pirate went to see about his constant headaches. The doctor said, I told you when you get out of bed it’s feet first…..
the lost wizard about 11 hours ago
He be a landlubber. :)
Brilliant_Birdie about 11 hours ago
Proper grammar is the greatest treasure of all!
mindjob about 11 hours ago
Thar is a popular car in India
Howard'sMyHero about 8 hours ago
I did a Reality Check before coming here & glad to see if me prediction came true! Rum all around mates …‼️
wildlandwaters about 8 hours ago
I could be mistaken, but I’m guessin’ they made Dave walk the plank after that!
Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 7 hours ago
That was the first thing that jumped out at me! ❤️
crazeekatlady about 1 hour ago
Where do most pirates live in Virginia?
Arrrrlington
olds_cool63 41 minutes ago
What a stupid day. Really.