Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for September 25, 2024

Emotional baggage.

Just get over it already!

Don’t pay any attention to the old dude. A Jung psychologist would understand.

Humor is your own unconscious therapy. Langston Hughes

psychobabble

You’re a Fraud not a Freud!

As Bob Newhart said, “Just stop it!”

Poor Maude, last year it was boundary issues!

She might just be… you know… (*n-u-t-s) shhhhhh!

That should help her.

No this is not the suicide hot line! Can’t you do anything right!

I didn’t think shrinks passed judgement

well, yeah… having to put up with Dave all these years takes it’s toll on a gal!

“Thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. And while you’re at it why don’t you just give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it.”

What’s missing is the nearby big clock so the doc can see how much more time is left in the session …!

( so I hear )

You’ll find the Masters in Indiana

St Louis

“carrying guilt? Shame on you!” Hahahahahaha!! Nice.

So, is she going to have to go see another psychiatrist to deal with the guilt of the shamimg from the guilt?